taken from the eurostar leaving the english channel
Monday, April 30, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
laughter in a can
as if we forget to laugh,
sitcoms are funny in the sense they assume the general public needs some kind of cue to laugh.
have you ever wondered what kind of people giggle at the flattest of jokes.
the kind of people that wait for tickets for free sitcoms, and then watch for the "applause" light.
then these already fabricated laughs are recorded, remastered, and then scrambled around to form different sets of laughs.
the one where you can hear the big fat guy.
permission granted to laugh.
the punch-line has been delivered. laugh.
somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.
laugh tracks give a shelf lifes to jokes.
like the dates on the gallons of milk in the supermarket.
this joke has an expiration date of .6 seconds,
please stop laughing.
somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.
sitcoms are funny in the sense they assume the general public needs some kind of cue to laugh.
have you ever wondered what kind of people giggle at the flattest of jokes.
the kind of people that wait for tickets for free sitcoms, and then watch for the "applause" light.
then these already fabricated laughs are recorded, remastered, and then scrambled around to form different sets of laughs.
the one where you can hear the big fat guy.
permission granted to laugh.
the punch-line has been delivered. laugh.
somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.
laugh tracks give a shelf lifes to jokes.
like the dates on the gallons of milk in the supermarket.
this joke has an expiration date of .6 seconds,
please stop laughing.
somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.
mega bite.
okay consider this,
maybe were all drones.
no no, not in the matrix kind of, fight club, trendy liberalist kind of way.
i mean really drones.
cells. like blood cells. working together for a common good.
but then you'd have to look at it from a wide angle. try and step out of the box. its like looking thru a pair of binoculars, but looking at them thru the wrong end so everything seems small and distant.
so it looks something like this:
us <>
so theres a big picture, a much bigger picture than we imagined. greater than some astronomy class universe equals lightyears equals space.
imagine if the universe was some living creature, and we were the small miniscule cells that regulated body functions.
i mean really, what is our main purpose in life. .
(reproduction)
the creation of new bodies.
and when we look thru the wrong end of the binoculars, and look at the history of earth, really nothing has changed. the oceans are still here, the sky, clouds, oxegyn levels are still high.
and then we must ask who maintains this perfect cycle of natural resources. this perfect ring of organic supplies. because beauty is not without work and maintenance.
animals. their complex and symbiotic nature forms food chains a flawless cycle of life. the earth depends on the mere fact that animals exist and live out their life on it.
because, over the past three thousand or something years, besides the triumphs and sucess of the human race
oh god, so does this make us the cancer of the universe?
maybe were all drones.
no no, not in the matrix kind of, fight club, trendy liberalist kind of way.
i mean really drones.
cells. like blood cells. working together for a common good.
but then you'd have to look at it from a wide angle. try and step out of the box. its like looking thru a pair of binoculars, but looking at them thru the wrong end so everything seems small and distant.
so it looks something like this:
us <>
so theres a big picture, a much bigger picture than we imagined. greater than some astronomy class universe equals lightyears equals space.
imagine if the universe was some living creature, and we were the small miniscule cells that regulated body functions.
i mean really, what is our main purpose in life. .
(reproduction)
the creation of new bodies.
and when we look thru the wrong end of the binoculars, and look at the history of earth, really nothing has changed. the oceans are still here, the sky, clouds, oxegyn levels are still high.
and then we must ask who maintains this perfect cycle of natural resources. this perfect ring of organic supplies. because beauty is not without work and maintenance.
animals. their complex and symbiotic nature forms food chains a flawless cycle of life. the earth depends on the mere fact that animals exist and live out their life on it.
because, over the past three thousand or something years, besides the triumphs and sucess of the human race
oh god, so does this make us the cancer of the universe?
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