laughter in a can

as if we forget to laugh,
sitcoms are funny in the sense they assume the general public needs some kind of cue to laugh.
have you ever wondered what kind of people giggle at the flattest of jokes.
the kind of people that wait for tickets for free sitcoms, and then watch for the "applause" light.
then these already fabricated laughs are recorded, remastered, and then scrambled around to form different sets of laughs.
the one where you can hear the big fat guy.

permission granted to laugh.
the punch-line has been delivered. laugh.

somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.

laugh tracks give a shelf lifes to jokes.
like the dates on the gallons of milk in the supermarket.

this joke has an expiration date of .6 seconds,
please stop laughing.

somewhere your happiness is stored inside of an old hollywood vault.